Don’t Let Them Learn

Don’t Let Them Learn by Kay Laurence | Puppies First Year Becoming aware that we share our lives with premier learners, dogs, is about saving you frustration, despair, anxiety and endless hours further down the road. As much as we are students of dog behaviour dogs are students of human behaviour. They spend more hours studying us than we do of them even though we may think we have the upper hand in shared learning. These super learners watch us with exquisite attention. They are looking for the merest suggestions of our behaviour patterns and of the world around them that will predict events of interest. As they register the first signs of a dawning cascade of promising clues their arousal begins to surge. Too often this escalates with frightening speed and before we turn around we are faced with: Dogs that SCREAM at full volume as you turn into the car park for The Woodland Walk. You could be even sharing your life with a super learner that begins the screaming 4 miles prior to the turn off and at the same time can spin and layer gobs of slime around the interior of the vehicle. Dogs that hurl themselves against the door to the garden Which urges you to take more haste to preserve the remaining woodwork and open the door so that they can launch themselves around the garden and clear it of invading pigeons and squirrels that have absolutely no rights whatsoever. Dogs that launch to eye level around you whilst prepping their dinner and sing loudly out of tune Because they have not eaten for at least 3 hours and are likely to die unless they get this super slow feeding machine to GET A WRIGGLE ON. Dogs that hit you mid-chest when you take the toy out of your pocket Prey should never have the time to set off for an escape, the minute they show their nose out of the den is the moment of most satisfactory KILL. Dogs that consider deliveries should be deposited at a centre in the village because THEIR gate is sacred territory and should never be invaded. After all it is every dog’s job to protect and serve as the Boundary Police. All vans, bikes, passing walkers, children, are potential threats to the comfort and safety of their pack. Parcel deliveries will be consider DEFCON 1* and regarded as missiles that need direct interception before invading air space. *DEFensive CONdition DEFCON 5 is sleeping time with one ear open DEFCON 4 is monitoring all defences from indoors DEFCON 3 is patrolling defence boundaries in readiness DEFCON 2 is vocal alarms of incoming threats DEFCON 1 is maximum defensive protocols of body launching, screaming, boundary racing. Noth

ing here is not normal, satisfying and very rewarding behaviour for your dog. Oops. We live in the World By Rewards. Learning is the route to more and better rewards. Your dog IS going to learn, we cannot stop that learning happening, we cannot slow it down, we cannot turn it off. We cannot make these events unimportant or prevent the dogs from taking notes and looking forward to them. The Woodland Walk Is extremely stimulating with the quantity and quality of the scent of prey and other dogs. It requires high level of adrenaline and arousal to be fully enjoyed. It demands fast tracking, running, jumping, hunting skills that super boost active pleasures. Pigeons and Squirrels Are only on this earth to be chased. They are not even very tasty or worth the effort of learning how to climb trees but they will continually want to wind up all dogs and fart in their faces as they make feeble attempts to catch them. Hah. Hah. Chase is Good, Chase is Satisfying. Empty Gardens are Badges of Honour. Slow People Goodness me they can be SO irritating as they potter here and there collecting some of this and a bit of that and arranging everything in a line and open those packets really slowly, especially the ones with blood in them. They chop each item one at a time didn’t you know you could use a machine to do this so much quicker woman? It is our duty to harry and herd them into faster actions and block all movements around the Bowl Room so that Food arrives pronto. If I have to learn the full Halleluiah Chorus then so be it, but DO hurry along. Duties of Defensive Forces Dogs are gifted with supreme hearing, vision and scent skills to be able to fulfil their honourable duties as the Defence Guard. Medals are awarded for early alerts, satisfactory levels of threat that turn away incoming armies. Women and Children regularly shout their praise and applaud their soldiers for heroic actions. Good Job. Immense pride. Much Satisfaction. Alert Duties can begin at an early age Here we hit the conundrum: these arousing events are filled with reward during the anticipatory arousal and during the actual event. The longer the anticipatory phase the more pleasure is likely to be experienced. Sadly once these system are in full drive there is little we can do and although there are many well-intentioned suggestions of management they will at best only tickle the surface. Any inattentiveness will allow the flood gates to open again. Wake Up People Unless they are in deep sleep – the type of sleep that allows you to pick them up bodily without waking them – then they are learning,

taking extensive notes, sharing them between the group and engaging in a cooperative Global University of Managing People. The only way this does not become a full take over is to be really awake and aware of your own patterns, routines and habits. Single Event Learning is a Thing The second time the event follows the same pattern the recording is switched on: You take your socks, boots, dog-coat, harness, leads, whistle, hat out of the cupboard and stow them in the car. The dog watches and notes: recording mode is on. You load the dog and begin the journey to The Woodland. That evening the recording is reviewed and studied. Next time any of the “we’re going out clobber” is touched the arousal level begins to surge. Arousal spiking will occur as the Woodland Scent comes through the car vents, the indicator as the car turns and the sound of the car park gravel confirm the dog’s analysis. Silly Person You became a person of predictable behaviour following organised patterns. This needs to stop. Walk-clobber should be loaded without any following events. Dogs should enjoy car rides to no specific places, with no specific outcomes except naps and observations of People With Shopping Trolleys. Door handles that guard squirrel access should be regularly checked for functionality but not operated. The ratio should be 15:1. Fifteen times a day the door is touched, cleaned, dusted, locked, unlocked to the one time it is opened. Kitchen Sports should be organised so that dog-bowl potentials are disguised within other games and well camouflaged by many scents, many sounds, much clinking and chopping. Potential invasion threats require good drama skills that put the audience back into DEFCON 5. Deliveries ignored, reading continued as people pass by, TV watched as cars draw up. It is OUR responses to the threats that hyper activate the dog’s defence duties. Be unpredictable. Avoid routine patterns This can save you countless hours of work, reduce the stress of trying and failing to reduce over aroused dogs. Over arousal is incredibly difficult to manage or control internally or externally. If it is inevitable then it should be cultivated in a directed fashion alongside the dog’s own mechanism for self-management. When there are multiple dogs present the more likely the arousal is going to escalate beyond reasonable. Someone will get bitten. Some events we cannot control but we need to be aware of our response to them. To be calm when we hear delivery drivers pulling up, no excitement, no anxiety. We may even suggest that the garden needs squirrel patrol? When arrivi

ng at an event, take out the phone, read a book. The car coming to rest and park is a predictor of snoozing and quiet observations for the post-grad course in the habit of shoppers. Our anticipation of exciting events will transmit to the dogs; they do not need to be aroused unnecessarily, for long periods or without an appropriate outlet or beyond their abilities to de-arouse. You know that it takes an enormous amount of deep breathing and reasoning to come down after a much anticipated event is cancelled. There will then be a long tail of disappointment to deal with. We cannot even teach this to our children let alone another species. Far better to have a few small Birthday parties that are semi-spontaneous than extreme, unfulfilled highs several times a week. The long periods of hyper arousal serve no benefit to either the dog or the people around them. They can cause physiological harm to the dog and collapse relationships. Avoidance, prevention, good strategies and planning will pay dividends. Be constantly on the alert. Divert, distract, dissemble, pretend, dissimulate, disguise, camouflage, conceal, obscure are your strategic tools in the war against hyperarousal. Be aware. They want to learn. They will learn. They are studying YOU. Fast does not mean better We are becoming surrounded by a culture of fast. We are being sold that immediate gratification is the only solution. Read More The Fade-in Protocol Even though today we are surrounded by many available protocols for teaching with positive reinforcement, there is still a persistence that a dog should be set-up to make an error. An error is simply the difference between my expectation and the dog’s response. No more “distractions”, but faded-in environments. Read More When we train a dog it grows Most training starts from necessity. Management is a necessity but it usually benefits all parties by a reduction of conflict. Are they expanding their skills to benefit us or for their benefit? Read More What’s Cooking? A Warning About Recipes Recipes for “training” dogs are so prevalent in how we live with and talk about them that their existence often goes unquestioned. Read More What We Get Right About Dogs We can learn from remarkable people who have worked with remarkable dogs: training and learning are not the same thing at all. Read More Duration or is it Breakfast in Bed? Teaching duration has become a very muddied understanding or what it is and how to teach it. This is partly due to how we use words that are the same but have entirely different meanings. Read More In praise of naughty dogs .

. a desire for solutions to problems that weren’t problems until someone else outside of the relationship suggested they were. Read More One day you will love him again The puppy that you adored, could do no wrong, is now a living horror story. We want to use positive reinforcement, and our mind focuses on the success of what is not happening. But reinforcement attaches itself to something happening, not an absence and cannot select for a multitude of different things that are being reinforced. Read More Are you coasting? Are we coasting or are we improving? Is time so precious that we cannot invest in doing better? Looking at “Leave it” protocols, which are just another way of saying “no”. If we focus our training around what we don’t want the dog will focus on what to avoid. Focus on what we do want. Read More Ethical questions What to ask before when we make a plan to teach Read More Heartbeat of living with dogs I like to regard a “teacher of dogs” as someone who meets dogs in their world and teaches them how to be their best whilst living alongside us in our world. Read More Any Dog But a Collie After deciding I wanted to live with a dog, the only dog I ruled out was a Border Collie. Read More 2 Comments Joy Knowles on 25th February 2023 at 9:30 am brilliant article, thank you Kay Reply Murielle GALTIER on 27th February 2023 at 7:04 am Excellent comme d’habitude ! Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment * Name * Email * Website Δ